Observations in Shul...

This morning in shul, I was observing some interesting happenings.
You have about 40% of the people coming on time then..
Some people come by Boruch Sheomar, some by Ashrei, some by Yishtabach and some by Shemonah Esrei.

Those that come by Boruch Sheomar think that the guy who comes by Ashrei is a *sheigitz

The one that comes by Boruch Sheomar thinks that the guy who comes by Yishtabach is a *sheigitz

The one that comes by Yishtabach looks at the guy who comes by Shemonah Esrei as a *sheigitz

And the guy that comes by Shemonah Esrei...well..he.. **takeh is a *sheigitz...



*bum
**truly is